Buddy Storm

Based on 100 points:

If you never use the word "bitch' loud enough for anyone to hear,,,,,,,,,add 7 points

If you throw down, in anger, something hard enough to break it...........take off 6 points

Black bra, underwire, or DDD.......subtract 3 points

Baggy jeans, plaid unders showing.............add 5 points for cool, subtract 9 points because you snuck out of the house through the basement

if your car stereo cost more than the car,,,,,,,,, take away 37 points

if you did the seats in roll n pleat................add back 54 points

If your bar bill is in three digits ( and I din't mean $1.23 plus tip )  take enough points to get you into the pool at 3 AM

Do you start at 100, or what?

Start at zero.