Buddy Storm

Bored? http://www.omegle.com

Omegle it up, and post your 'fun' here. ;D

You: Hey!

Stranger: i just took some pills

Stranger: oh hey

Stranger: whats up?

You: Stacey's mom has got it going on.

Stranger: she does.

Stranger: i jsut want to do her over and over

You: Me too!

You: Did you see her last night.?

You: Like wow.

Stranger: oh man fo real

You: By the p-p-p-p-pooool.

Stranger: i just want to bang her.

You: I'd tap her business trip.

Stranger: i'd tap her everything.

You: She's mine, bitch.

You: I can share.

Stranger: ;]

You: You'll have her on sundays, okay?

Stranger: okay.

Stranger: you only get SATURDAYS BAHAHAH

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't think he liked me Was it something I said?

Haha I haven't used it today but I found six LW members last night : D

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Stranger: hi, do u have a vagina?

You: Yes, it's wideset and has a heavy flow!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Perhaps he didn't get the movie reference?

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that you are talking with a convicted sex offender. Please do not disclose any personal information with this person. Have fun and stay safe!

Stranger: hi

You: Are you from LW

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You: I can show you the world
You: Shining, shimmering, splendid
Stranger: I shall proceed on peeing on your anus, sir
Stranger: I shall proceed on peeing on your anus, sir
Stranger: I shall proceed on peeing on your anus, sir
Stranger: I shall proceed on peeing on your anus, sir
Stranger: I shall proceed on peeing on your anus, sir
Stranger: I'll cyber with you if you complete this for me: http://bit.ly/5Hfmk
You: Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
Stranger: I shall proceed on peeing on your anus, sir
Stranger: I shall proceed on peeing on your anus, sir
Stranger: I shall proceed on peeing on your anus, sir
Stranger: I shall proceed on peeing on your anus, sir
Stranger: I shall proceed on peeing on your anus, sir
You have disconnected.

WTF lol

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You: I can show you the world
Stranger: okay
Stranger: where can we go first?
You: Take you wonder by wonder
Stranger: let's go to Nebraska?
You: =]
Stranger: I take that as a yes (:
You: how about Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
Stranger: I love that movie
Stranger: and I love you for singing it to me
You: i love me too
Stranger: that's good!
You: and i love you for loveing me
Stranger: a little self-confidence never hurt anybody
You: Now I'm in a whole new world with you
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You: Hi

You: 54/M/China

Stranger: 54?!?!!?

You: Yes 54

Stranger: :O

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LMAO!! : D

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello

You: hello, ma'am.

You: I see your tire is flat.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

God forbid I try to help someone.

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You: I like lava lamps

Stranger: homo

You: No homo

Stranger: female

You: Homo

Stranger: lesbian

You: Crack baby

You: PWNED!!

You have disconnected.

we need a cat. for omegle

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You're now chatting with a random stranger.

Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring.Please find something more

interesting to talk about!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ta know i posted a omegle on lw and they deleted it for being trend spam LAME!!!

Stranger: HI.

Stranger: Hi.*

You: Hola

Stranger: How's it going?

You: Muy bien y tu?

Stranger: No hable espagnol

You: Pero por que no?

Stranger: hablo*

You: Estas aqui?

You: Contesta me

Stranger: I don't understand

You: Lol

You: I'm just screwing with you

Stranger: hi

You: 10001110 10010001 10001101

You: 10011001 10001 1001 1001

Stranger: Binary!

Stranger: I can't decode it now, too tired. I'll C&P it so I can look at it tomorrow.

You: Nerd.

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: STFU if youre spam!!!!!!!!

Stranger: hi im a 20 year old dude from the usa

Stranger: not spam

Stranger: promise

You: ah'

You: i just starting using this. wouldnt if i new it had 100000 spammers. but i only use it for kicks and giggles lol

Stranger: lol yeha

Stranger: ur asl?

Stranger: its usually not that ba

You: didnt u read? thats boring! lol

Stranger: lol

You: it's terrible tonite

Stranger: yeah

You: are u from lw?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

maybe he was from LW lmao

 asking people if they are from LW is a great way to end a convo lol

Stranger: hi im a 20 year old dude from the usa not a bot

You: do you have a gun?

You: ...?\

You: ?

Stranger: no

Stranger: u?

You: no

You: do you have a mop? and ducktape?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: y?

You: lime?

You: do you have any lime?

You: can you help me with a problem?

Stranger: what problem is this

You: ?

You: i wnet poopy in my dipee

Stranger: thank you for supplying my question mark

You: wwent

Stranger: hm

Stranger: you need a spanking

Stranger: I hope you were wearing Orca Stacks

You: i doim a diry lil baby who went poopy made big messy in my dipee

You: stinky stinky

Stranger: also you just lost the game

Stranger: but that's beside the point

You: hmm idk what you mean can you change my dipee

Stranger: fukken diaperfag

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: STFU if youre spam!!!!!!!!

Stranger:

• I don't like RPGs

• I will not message you on your Yahoo

• I don't want to see your nude video

• I am not going to check out your app on Facebook

• I don't want to see you live on cam

• I don't want free Steam games

• I don't want to read your story

Stranger: XD

Stranger: A fellow human, I see.

You: lol

You: a fellow spam hater, i see.

You: lol

Stranger: Yup.

Stranger: Where you from?

You: some where..not really sure

Stranger: …

Stranger: I'm from California.

You: ive been there

Stranger: Do you even know which country you're in? XD

You: no

You: i wish i did

Stranger: WTF?

You: im kinda lost

You: can u send me a map please?

Stranger: How are you on the internet, then?

Stranger: And sure, hang on.

You: oh wait

You: i just remembered, i dont know where home is :-(

Stranger: You can use IP geolocation to find where you are.

You: i don't know where my home is (

Stranger: First, go here: http://www.whatismyip.com/

Copy the sequence of digits and periods after "Your IP address is:"

You: im not home though

You: i'm lost

Stranger: http://www.ip2location.com/

This will tell you where you are right now.

You: that doesnt help >.<

Stranger: You can have someone else give you their IP address, and use that site to find out where they are.

Stranger: If you can get an email from home or something, use that to find out where.

You: i want to find MY home

Stranger: How exactly did you get where you are?

You: i don't know. i went to sleep and woke up here

You: it's scary

Stranger: Well, let's find out where you are.

Stranger: Go to http://www.ip2location.com/ and see where it says you are.

You: theres like walls

You: and it's all white

You: they have me in this white coat thing

You: made me hug myself

You: said it would make me happy :-(

Stranger: OK, just go to that site and tell me where it says you are.

Stranger: It would appear you have been kidnapped.

Stranger: Please tell me where the site says you are.

You: it says i'm in a nucular bomb shelter

Stranger: That's impossible.

You: oh my

You: there's............a monkey

Stranger: It can't give the names of facilities, it only gives the names of cities and countries.

You: it did!!

Stranger: So, you're pretending.

You: i wanna go home

You: maybe if i click my heels 3 times

Stranger: I can tell you're pretending.

You: i have red shoes...........will it work?

Stranger: I dunno.

You: you're the only person that can help!

You: they told me to talk to you Jake!

Stranger: I'm not Jake.

You: yes u r!

You: i see ur name tag!

You: you're jake!

Stranger: Is this from a movie or something?

You: u put me in here!

You: no this isn't from a movie

Stranger: I'm wearing boxers, nothing else. I don't have a nametag.

You: yes u do!!!!!!

You: i saw it today!

You: i remember now

You: you put me in the jacket!

You: and i want out NOW

Stranger: What jacket?

You: this jacket thats making me hug myself

Stranger: Take it off then.

You: get me out, unlock the door and let me go!

You: u locked it!

Stranger: WTF?

Stranger: So… I'm just going to disconnect if you can't have a normal conversation.

You: i must go to sleep now :-)

You: it's 4am :-)

You: i told u. i use it for kicks :-)

Stranger: East coast

You: indeed

Stranger: It's 1:01 here.

You: west coast ;-)

Stranger: Yup.

You: good night, and ont lock anyone else up ;-)

You: Jake

Stranger: XD

Stranger: BTW, a tip for next time.

Stranger: You can't type if you're hugging yourself. ;-)

You: i have toes ;-)

Stranger: But not toes that can type that quickly or precisely.

You: actually i do ;-)

You: now good night Jake

Stranger: Bahaha, 'night.