Topic: omg help me
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yoshiness Member Posts: 25 |
How do I suck my girlfriend's cock? | |
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matt Site Owner Posts: 782 |
hmmm a transexual i see | |
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yoshiness Member Posts: 25 |
Nuh-uh. I ain't be datin' no friggin tranny. | |
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matt Site Owner Posts: 782 |
lol you said your gfs cock | |
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ッTinkerbell ッ Schöne Katastrophe Moderator Posts: 955 |
then why does your girlfriend have penis? lol | |
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matt Site Owner Posts: 782 |
penis thats a funny word | |
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yoshiness Member Posts: 25 |
I don't know. I don't know how to suck it though. Where would it be located? | |
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matt Site Owner Posts: 782 |
on her lower back I KNOW friggin messed up but it is | |
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ッTinkerbell ッ Schöne Katastrophe Moderator Posts: 955 |
between her legs. put it in your mouth ;-) | |
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yoshiness Member Posts: 25 |
I'm reading this women's magazine to understand what women want, and it's got an article on how to pleasure your partner. One of the ways says to suck their cock. | |
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ッTinkerbell ッ Schöne Katastrophe Moderator Posts: 955 |
Where'd you get that from? I want a copy | |
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-- ♥I'm only up when you're not down, don't wanna fly if you're still on the ground & I'm only me when I'm with you.♥ Like the paranormal? http://spirits-from-beyond.webs.com
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matt Site Owner Posts: 782 |
ahh indeed suck that womans cock | |
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Infectious Member Posts: 423 |
Perhaps her penis is retracted inside of her. In this case, plyers would do great. | |
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ッTinkerbell ッ Schöne Katastrophe Moderator Posts: 955 |
or tweezers if it's small | |
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-- ♥I'm only up when you're not down, don't wanna fly if you're still on the ground & I'm only me when I'm with you.♥ Like the paranormal? http://spirits-from-beyond.webs.com
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matt Site Owner Posts: 782 |
or some tongs | |
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Infectious Member Posts: 423 |
If you're hungry, I suggest making a burger out of it. Spatulas can work, too. Just be careful not to hurt it. | |
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yoshiness Member Posts: 25 |
I've got a whole set of plyers up there now, and all I'm getting is just blood. | |
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ッTinkerbell ッ Schöne Katastrophe Moderator Posts: 955 |
well it could be located under her arm | |
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-- ♥I'm only up when you're not down, don't wanna fly if you're still on the ground & I'm only me when I'm with you.♥ Like the paranormal? http://spirits-from-beyond.webs.com
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matt Site Owner Posts: 782 |
ew still you better suck it | |
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Infectious Member Posts: 423 |
Oh, did you remember to cut the opening just a tad bit? It could be subsided to either side. | |
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